Open Letter to @mtv regarding Britney Spears Tribute
Dear MTV,
Let me address some fuck shit provided by your network. I am absolutely livid at this crock shit you called a tribute to Britney Spears. Where do I begin? First of all, we all know Britney Spears hasn’t been awake for the past ten years. I don’t know if she had a Demerol drip or what but home girl woke up so that she could receive this tribute you guys had planned for her.
So Britney wakes up out of her ten-year coma to come see yall put on some talent show ass performance that didn’t involve any other artist. What was Rihanna non-singing ass doing? Or Ke$ha? She damn sure wasn’t showing. How the hell do you call a Bring it on routine a tribute to the queen of pop?
Then you had Lady Gaga looking like Anderson cooper up their presenting Britney Jean Spears with the award. What was Madonna doing? Y’all couldn’t go dig her up? Y’all tried the hell out of the legendary Britney Spears.
Then. Oh THEN!!! Y’all make Britney Spears introduce Beyoncé during her own tribute? What in the entire fuck? How do you introduce another artist during your tribute? Britney should introduce an ass whooping to yall for that low budget ass tribute.
I am not pleased. Y’all don’t even play videos anymore and yall done screwed up Britney’s tribute. Thanks to yall, Britney probably going take her ass back to sleep for the next 25 years and let yall hoes try it again.
Low budget hoes.
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Actually, Madonna is the Queen of Pop. Undisputed. She’s definitely royalty though, and you are more than correct! FOOLISHNESS!
this is one of THEE best written articles i’ve read in a long time, and i fully agree with everything that was said. MTA’s tribute to Ms. Britney Spears was more then disrespectful. Had it been Beyonce, Madonna, or Anyone else there would have been major backlash, But because Ms. Spears has had some prior troubles they felt this pathetic excuse of a tribute was something to talk about? No. People fail to realize Britney Spears is a POP… ICON…. she deserves Hell of a lot more respect then this.
FIRST. THE. FUCK. OFF.
As a dancer, that tribute was AMAZING! Let’s be SERIOUSLY honest here. Britney is a bitch known for her catchy bubble gum songs and her dancing. So, why have people sing to her? No, that’s not what the bitch shines in…it’s just NOT. No one wanna here half way good singers tribute another half fucking good singer.. THAT shit would have been a bore!
As the fuck well as, BEYONCE, HONEY BUTTER MOTHER CREOLE SUPREME HEAVEN DOUGHNUT GLAZE was the only thing that could follow such an amazing DANCE tribute. Also, I am sure they said Britney was getting some sort of Michael Jackson dance award… Oh well………………………
You’re right. Britney Spears is not a vocalist but MTV could have done her justice by getting other non-singing entertainers like Ciara to do a tribute. And that dance tribute? That was the lamest dance routine(s) I’ve ever seen. Mariah, Whitney and Mary J. Blige could have done a better dance tribute and neither of those women can dance a lick.